Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Hey, this is depressing

Headlines from CNN.com this morning:

Palin: 'I am not a quitter; I am a fighter'

Palin's every word, breath satirized

Image in a tree Michael Jackson? Jesus?

Squirrel-in-cleavage gal explains acts

Brief history of toilet paper


And, of course, "live, instant updates" from the Michael Jackson memorial service, as if something is going to happen. What, I dunno - mass suttee by his fans? Resurrection?

Meanwhile Governor Sex Machine gets a slap on the wrist from the Sou' Ca'lina GOP:

Members of the South Carolina GOP's executive committee approved a resolution censuring Sanford for conduct that demonstrated "repeated failures to act in accordance" with the party's core principles and beliefs, according to GOP sources on the teleconference.

The resolution also reprimands the governor for "falling below the standards expected of Republican elected officials."

Yeah, he should have been cruising in a men's room or giving speeches to white supremacist groups, f'crissake. What was he thinking?

Unmentioned of course is (merely) the latest GOP racist incident. Nice to see the GOP getting so much use out of the "delete" button.

So, let's review - Michael Jackson's face in a tree and a woman with a squirrel in her cleavage: newsworthy. The GOP's latest lurch towards just busting out with the "N" word in referring to the President: not newsworthy.

Well. Priorities.

And as far as Palin goes - Major Kong over at Sadly, No! had it right: "Heat…….kitchen…….etc."

Monday, June 15, 2009

WTF is going on in this state?

Just barely enough time to find out about one racist South Carolinian Republican and boy howdy there's another one (courtesy once again Brandi at Sadly, No!):

Indigo Journal, a liberal blog in South Carolina, reports that GOP operative Mike Green posted a racist joke about President Obama on his Twitter account over the weekend -- and in a brief conversation with TPM, Green did not deny it. (Late Update: Green has now admitted it in a new set of Tweets, and apologized. See new section after the jump.)

Green posted this, then deleted it some time later:

JUST HEARD OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS.

Wheee! Of course, Green apologized for it after the fact... as usual ignoring the principle "if you don't do it in the first place, you don't need to apologize".

Then again, to be fair, it isn't just South Carolina - hard on the heels of these lovely actions we find that Tennessee is jumping on the bandwagon:
now we’re learning about some super-funny racist emails sent out by a Tennessee GOP legislative staffer for Republican state senator Diane Black. Let’s meet the charming Sherri Goforth, who sent the image [above] to god knows how many people because, ha, a Negro in the White House?

The image in question being a montage of proper white European Presidents... and a black square with a pair of eyeballs peering out. The kind of thing that was considered funny back in, oh, 1932 or so.

And here as well the Party of Personal Responsibility is being all personally responsible:
When I asked her if she understood the controversial nature of the photo, Goforth would only say she felt very bad about accidentally sending it to the wrong list. When I gave her a second chance to address the controversial nature of the email, she again repeated that she only felt bad about sending it to the wrong list of people.

“I went on the wrong email and I inadvertently hit the wrong button,” Goforth told NIT. “I’m very sick about it, and it’s one of those things I can’t change or take back.”

Oops! Wrong button! Wrong mailing list!

Here's an idea, Sherri - don't mail crap like this out to begin with and you don't have to worry about hitting "the wrong button".

Or is that too much to expect from the people who supposedly work for the public's benefit?

The Republican race-baiting continues

The Republicans, as the original comment over at Sadly, No! said, continue to stay classy with respect to the First Family:

COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A state Republican activist has admitted to and apologized for calling a gorilla that escaped from the Riverbanks Zoo Friday an "ancestor" of First Lady Michelle Obama.

A screen capture of the comment, made on the Internet site Facebook, was obtained by FITSNews, the website of South Carolina politico Will Folks.

The image shows a post by an aide to state Attorney General Henry McMaster describing Friday morning's gorilla escape at Columbia's Riverbanks Zoo.

Longtime SCGOP activist and former state Senate candidate Rusty DePass responded with the comment, "I'm sure it's just one of Michelle's ancestors - probably harmless."

And as always with Republican "apologies" when the mask slips, it's got a caveat attached:
DePass took his apology a bit further. He also said, "The comment was hers. Not mine," saying the first lady made statements in the media recently saying we are all descendents of apes.

But an Internet search for those comments turned up no news articles of the like.

ah, the ever-popular "she said it first!" response, so useful to wingnuts when they're called on their racism. (And probably a dig at evolution, since liberal Darwin-worshipping atheists like the Obamas think we all descended from apes blah blah flibberty-floo.)

And the original post and comment? Down the memory hole!
The comment has been removed from Facebook. DePass' Facebook page has also been deleted.

I said it before, I'll say it again - it's only a matter of time before one of theirs just goes ahead and pops off with the "N" word. Probably before December, at this rate.

(Yes, the original news story says "descendents". Blogger and Firefox both tell me it's supposed to be "descendants". Which it should be. Gotta love the care with which local news editors check their copy.)

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

BLEAH

Evidently the problem I'm having with links is due to Blogger's "style sheet"... which I have no idea what that is. So I'm looking at a web page that looks like crap but that I can actually click links on. Whee, this is fun.

I'm about to go back to DOS 7.0 at this rate.

EDIT: I can get to it through Firefox. No idea what the problem is with Opera.

Lesson - don't rely on just one browser.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

WIMPS. Just freakin' WIMPS.

The mighty GOP labored unto these many weeks and hath brought forth a soggy slice of milquetoast:

OXON HILL, Maryland (CNN) — The Republican National Committee on Wednesday approved a resolution calling on the Democratic Party to "stop pushing our country towards socialism and governmental control."

The wording of the resolution was tweaked to strike controversial wording that would have called on Democrats to rename themselves the "Democrat Socialist party." That proposal was criticized by some members of the RNC, including party chairman Michael Steele, as embarrassing and counterproductive.

Christ, yeah, why not save the "embarrassing & counterproductive" for 2012, after all? Palin/Bachmann 2012! This is, mind you, the same GOP who so recently went ballistic with tea bags so effectively that the American people were almost distracted for a moment, so I don't know why they'd be concerned about embarrassment now.
The resolution noted that RNC members defined socialism according to its definition in the American Heritage Dictionary.

'Cause after all there's nothing more constructive than defining someone's political position by using the dictionary definition.
Of course, the American Heritage dictionary also says this:
Democratic Party

NOUN: One of the two major political parties in the United States, owing its origin to a split in the Democratic-Republican Party under Andrew Jackson in 1828.

Huh. Well, consistency is the yadda yadda, after all.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Aaaaaaaah jeez louise

That lil' bar at the top where it allows you to log into Blogger disappeared the other day... so, stupidly, I figured I'd "update" my blog just in case it'd bring it back.

Not only did it not, it's wiped out all the stuff on my sidebar.

Wheee. Time to reconstruct.

EDIT: The bar is still not there. Anyone know what's wrong?

EDIT: it's baaaaaack! I have no idea what I did. Frekin' Blogger.

EDIT: Oh, this is special. Now I have the top bar back but it won't let me click on links to see comments or edit a post. FAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH

EDIT: Oh, it gets even frickin' BETTER. Can't click on links at all on the page, and for bonus points I can't even highlight text to cut 'n' paste. Hey, and I can do all this on SOMEONE ELSE'S Blogger blog, but not on mine. Is it Opera's browser? Is it my "upgrade"? Is it *gasp* SATAN?

Such maturity is admirable, no?

Yep... been awhile. Yep.

*sighs, looks off to horizon*

Too long... too long a time.

What?

Huh?

No, I didn't mean maturity on my part... it's those notably respectable Republicans again - the ones who crowed back in 2000 that "the adults are in charge again". Well, we seem in so many ways to be back in Clinton-time as far as they're concerned, so it shouldn't be surprising that they've gone back to Clinton-era whining and posturing:

Over a dozen members of the conservative wing of the RNC have submitted a new resolution, to be eventually voted on by the entire RNC, that would call on the Democratic party to rename itself the “Democrat Socialist Party.” If the RNC adopts this resolution, the RNC’s official view would become that Democrats are socialists.

The "consevative wing of the RNC"? The mind croggles. People who're all misty-eyed over the good old days of Franco, Fuijimori and Rios Montt? Folks who want to scatter land-mines across the Southern border? After all, the mainstream of Repug thought, to judge by Beck, Limbaugh et al is little more than a copy of The New American come to horrifying life - and yet there's people to the right of them. Scary.

(BTW - thanks to commie atheist over at Sadly, No! for the link.)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The definition of insanity

Oh, this is spe-shullll.

Jeffrey Miron, economics putz from Harvard, tells us that what the economy really, really needs is yet more tax cuts:

The goal will be to end or moderate the recession. According to the textbooks, government spending raises the demand for goods and services. Tax cuts also spur demand by putting more income in the hands of consumers or more after-tax profits in the hands of businesses.

Is a fiscal stimulus good policy? The answer is no if the stimulus consists of increased spending. The stimulus may be good policy, though, if it consists of lower taxes.

And what's Mr. Harvard's miracle cure-in-a-bottle that'll fix all our economic ills? Why, less government regulation, of course!
No doubt some roads need repairs, but the U.S. already spends huge amounts on its highway system. The U.S. could address existing deficiencies by increasing the use of toll roads and charging drivers extra at rush hour, or by repealing prevailing wage laws that inflate construction costs.

Alternative energy? Less gummint regulation!
Research on alternative energy is fine, but government funding is likely to come with costly strings and political interference.

A better policy is higher taxes on gasoline and other fossil fuels, which would enhance the private sector's incentive to undertake such research.

Education problems? Get the feds outta our schools!
Additional spending on education makes sense in some cases, but the level of spending is already substantial. Improvements in education are more likely to come from expanded school choice and elimination of policies that limit efficiency, such as rigid hiring and firing rules negotiated by unions.

In fact, it's better if the government spends NO MONEY AT ALL since it's all just probably going to pork, anyway:
Even if certain components of the nation's spending are too low, nothing guarantees that new spending will be directed to these areas. Instead, experience suggests that much will be for repairing "bridges to nowhere," especially those located in the districts of influential legislators.

I know what you're saying - "Mr. Crazy Harvard Economy Guy, what about public works projects, huh? Like the CCC that did all that work on public parks during the Thirties?"
According to Mr. Economics, it's all just piffle:
The Keynesian argument for a spending stimulus does not, of course, assume this spending is for projects that have economic or social value. The theory, in fact, suggests that digging ditches and then filling them up is effective at stimulating the economy.

This cannot make sense in the long run; government spending must be paid for with taxes, so it ultimately comes at the expense of private spending. Projects that do not make economic sense are then pure waste.

Right, you can't make a profit on increasing people's appreciation of nature, so screw it!

In fact, that leads to the bestest part of the article:
Yet the history of government spending indicates the stimulus package will include countless zoos, aquariums, museums, parks and other pork barrel projects for which the private demand does not come close to justifying the investment. In many cases, these projects will persist for decades.

Yep, if it's a zoo, aquarium, museum, or park, to Mr. Educated University Guy it's just useless waste of money! I mean, public parks? Where people are allowed to come in and wander around without even PAYING anything? WTF is up with that? And museums full of crappy old useless junk that isn't being used to generate profits? Why not make some money at it and sell all that crap to private collectors? Who cares if the public can't access it? What the hell are they doing spending their time in museums and zoos, anyway, when they could be at Wal-Mart supporting the economy?

Let's instead give more tax cuts so people can buy books instead of going to libraries, can buy art instead of going to galleries, and buy landscaping so they don't need "public" parks in the first place:
Consider instead using tax cuts to simulate the economy. Most tax cuts enhance economic efficiency by giving the private sector better incentives. Reductions in the corporate income tax, for example, increase the incentives for investment, while reductions in personal income taxes raise the incentives for work and saving.

Tax cuts also stimulate demand via the standard Keynesian channels of increased disposable income for consumers and higher cash flow for businesses. Tax cuts thus improve economic performance in the long run and the short run.

Of course, towards the end of the article he seems to shoot his own arguement in the foot, suggesting that higher taxes are inevitable regardless of what's done now:
Is the U.S government too large? This is not the place to address that question, but it is the crucial issue that policymakers and society must confront. If the level of spending is about right, then the U.S. must raise taxes sooner or later. A tax cut now therefore means an even larger increase down the line.

Summing up?
The overall point is that government spending should be determined by long-run costs and benefits, while taxes should be sufficient to pay for programs that make sense on these grounds. Concern with stabilizing the economy in the short run is understandable, but it often generates policies that are counterproductive over the long haul.

I.e. we should decide public policy based on "long-run costs and benefits", but in an almost vulgar Marxist parody of capitalist economics, we should make those judgements based entirely on monetary considerations and not on some airy liberal artsy-fartsy "public good". More factories, fewer museums; more shopping malls, fewer parks; more Wal-Marts, fewer libraries.

There's nothing to indicate Mr. Miron is an adherent of Ayn Rand, but it sure as hell sounds like it.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy holidays, dammit

Yes, it's that time of the year once again when the sphincters of the retailer close up, and those of the conservatives open wide. I'm referring, of course, to the now-annual fretting about Christmas and the "War On Christmas" and how us pagan atheistic liberals just don't understand the True Meaning Of The Holiday yadda yadda blurp blurp flibbety-floo blah blah blah.

Conservatives who, the other 364 days of the year see no problem with greed, aggression, torture, selfishness, hatred, intolerance, and bigotry all of a sudden, rather like Scrooge, advocate warm fuzziness and love for all mankind. People who, if they met Jesus on the street, would turn him into the nearest HiematSekurity office as a "suspicious Middle-Eastern looking man" decide that what he said was really, really, really important and we should all pay attention.

A perfect example of this is this article over at TownHall.com, busily trashing "A Christmas Carol" for being too "pagan":

In fact, Standiford notes that, “Scrooge’s only hope of salvation is to learn the concept of charity.” This alternative gospel is one enamored with Christ’s example, but not enamored with Christ himself. It is a gospel that declares (falsely) that man has the capacity to change himself through education, government assistance, the redistribution of wealth and acts of benevolence. At its root “A Christmas Carol” is fundamentally about spiritual re-birth. The means Dickens presents for that spiritual re-birth, however, could not be more at odds with God’s plan for man’s salvation.

Mind you, this is the same TownHall.com that posts articles defending torture and all but justifying genocide against Muslims, as well as articles by Ann "McVeigh should have blown up the Time-Warner Building" Coulter.

"Peace on Earth, good will toward men" is not an option to them, if it means we can't kill all the evil Islamomarxonazibolshifacists before they convert us all to their false religion and cut all our heads off. There's a lot of folks over there who claim to adhere to Christianity - as long as it doesn't mean they have to deal with liberals, feminists, homosexuals, environmentalists, peaceniks, atheists, pagans, or anyone who isn't as loving and tolerant as they are. Jesus hung out with prostitutes, thieves, the poor, the destitute and the crippled - people I'm sure the TownHall.com folks do everything they can to avoid on their way in to work every day. "Sell all that you have and distribute to the poor"? Why, that's SOCIALISM! Invite "the poor and maimed and blind and lame" to a feast? Why, you can't help those people by giving 'em handouts! "Peace on Earth"? Why, not until all the people who want to kill us all are dead, dead, dead!

And when people try to actually apply Christian principles? They get surveiled by the federal government as potential terrorists.

So, Glenn Beck and Limbaugh and Hewitt and Prager and Hannity and Medved and O'Reilly and whoever else is peeing themselves over insufficient love of Jesus during the holidays - screw you, since you'll just go back to hating everyone who isn't a white hetero conservative on December 26th, the way you do every goddamn year.