You don't always need to "outsource"...
Rumsfeld: Iraq bombs 'clearly from Iran'
'cause god knows there weren't any huge caches of military-grade high explosives left unguarded after the invasion for the Iraqi resistance to loot.
Oh, geez, I guess there were.
And what are we to make of a Secretary of War who makes a comment like ""They (the Iranians) live in the neighborhood."? He's been hanging around George too long, I guess.