Speaking of breaking the law

...I see one of my fav-or-ite mega-corporations is under criminal investigation once again:

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc. on Tuesday said federal prosecutors were investigating whether it had improperly transported returned goods, ranging from hair spray to charcoal, that are deemed hazardous waste.
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According to the Wal-Mart, the government is looking into whether the company improperly used its own trucks to transport material deemed hazardous to centralized facilities, rather than using certified hazardous waste carriers to ship that material directly to designated disposal sites.

Wal-Mart break the law? Why, NEVER!

how could they even SUGGEST such a thing!?

Why, given Wal-Mart, I'm suprised they even bothered to transport the stuff instead of spit-polishing it and sticking it right back on the shelf.