Test your Citizenship!

(I found this on a Boy Scouting site yesterday, and was inspired... :))

Test Your Citizenship

By Pere Ubu

If you meet the President, you call him:

• your Highness
  
• your Excellency
  
• Mr. President
  
• Mr. Grand High Exaulted Mystic Ruler and Emperor of the Known Universe
  

The President and his family live in:

• Blair House
  
• the White House
  
• the suburbs
  
• denial
  

During the War of 1812, when Madison was President, this famous song was written:

• the Battle Hymn of the Republic
  
• God Bless America
  
• The Star Spangled Banner
  
• Let The Eagle Soar
  

The two big political parties today are:

• Republicans and Democrats
  
• Federalists and Whigs
  
• Conservatives and Liberals
  
• Patriots and Traitors
  

The U S National Anthem was written by:

• George Washington
  
• Francis Scott Key
  
• Benjamin Franklin
  
• Lee Greenwood & Toby Keith

The law says Presidential elections must be held on:

• the first Monday in October
  
• Halloween
  
• the first Tuesday in November
  
• we can't hold elections during a time of war... what are you, a traitor?

We hold Presidential elections every:

• two years
  
• four years
  
• six years
  
• we can't hold elections during a time of war... what are you, a traitor?

The United States is made up of:

• 13 states
  
• 37 states
  
• 50 states
  
• rich people and a few insignificant proles
  

The parties pick their Presidential candidates in:

• Presidential primaries
  
• national nominating conventions
  
• by secret vote
  
• consultations with the Dark Elder Gods

If a president dies in office, the next president is:

• the Vice President
  
• elected by the people
  
• the oldest Senator
  
• selected by Halliburton

If you want to run for President you should:

• go jogging
  
• take a nap
  
• make speeches
  
• suck up to People Who Have The Big Money

The President's wife is called:

• the First Lady
  
• the Queen
  
• Mrs. President
  
• Mrs. Get Your Ass Back In That Kitchen, Woman