The show so far

Okay, let's review -

Vice Preznit shoots hunting partner in face and upper body, from an unknown distance (30 feet? 30 yards?). Said partner is, according to the owner of the ranch, was ". . . fine. He was talking. His eyes were open. It didn't get in his eyes or anything like that."

Yesterday said partner has "minor heart attack" due to birdshot lodged in his heart.

Question is, if the original injuries were minor, as according to Ms. Armstrong, how did the shot manage to get near his heart? And why the extended stay in intensive care?

And I see Shotgun Dick's going to make his first public statements on the incident on Fox News later today. Oh, goody. I'm SURE we can trust them to get to the bottom of all this, seeing as how they're SOOOOO skeptical of the White House as it is.