To war, to war...
we're going to be going to war:
VIENNA, Austria (CNN) -- A top Iranian official said Saturday his country will resume full nuclear-enrichment activities after the nuclear watchdog agency voted to report Iran to the U.N. Security Council over its nuclear program.
And who's heading the Security Council but that shining beacon of diplomacy, that statesman of statesmen, that lil' scamp John Bolton!
"Rassin' frassin' varmints better stop that processin' afore I blow your heads clean off'n your bodies!"
It's all fun'n games until someone gets their country nuked.