Dubya - making us safer every day
You might want to go shopping this weekend and stock up on bottled water, canned food, flashlight batteries, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and other essentials for when the Red Alert gets announced:
WASHINGTON - - The Bush administration's tacit support for Israeli military strikes on Lebanon may have increased the danger of militant retaliation against the United States and U.S. interests abroad, some experts say.
"There will be revenge attacks," said one former U.S. official, who remains up to date on counterterrorism strategy.
"The concern now is that there's rising animosity that will be exploited, not just by Hizbollah," said the former official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, adding: "Then there are people being driven over the edge by what's happening, who aren't necessarily members of any group, but who might strike."
Thanks, George! Thanks ever so much for making us a safer nation.
And don't forget to set the TiVo so you can watch it all happen in the comfort of your own home! 'Cause you might very well not be allowed to leave your house in the first place.
And make sure you stay away from popcorn factories & petting zoos.