Sloppy wet kisses for the nutballs

Whee! The evil secular Liberal Media that HATES HATES HATES Christians is, guess what, doing a special on Christianity:

'After Jesus:The First Christians'
Wednesday, 7 p.m. ET

(Note the cross-shaped "loading" bar - now THAT'S class, like a edible chocolate crucifix for Easter!)

I realize, yeah, it's the season to drag out the love for Jesus and all that (just like Halloween is the season to feature Gothed-out Wiccans and laugh about how these crazy people believe they're "witches" or something), but you know the Repugs are just all pissed off that CNN isn't doing stuff like this 24/7.

(And I just noticed Larry "Most Irrelevant Man In News" King has Joel Osteen on foah the OWAH! It's certainly a damn shame how Christians are just so marginalized in this country, innit?)