Ooooo-kay

Double UH?

President Bush needs to stop the back and forth taking place and order New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco, certain members of Congress, Powell, and other leaders to come to Camp David, sit down, come up with a workable plan, and get it going.

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Mr. President, you've been accused of being John Wayne. Well, act the part. Pull a John Wayne and save the day.

Excuse me, Mr. Martin? Are we talking about the same Mr. Preznit Bush, the one in the big house in DC? You mean the guy who whines like a spoiled brat when people criticize his clothing? The one who used a helicopter to avoid confronting a grieving mother? The same wretched excuse for a human being who yocked it up with seniors in Arizona while people in the 9th Ward watched the water start to rise? The same worthless cretin who appointed an unexperienced political crony to head FEMA two years after 9/11? The same whiny-ass tittie-baby who can't make a speech that's not in front of military or veterans, 'cause someone might disagree with him?

Oh, and Mr. Martin? He's only "the commander in chief" to those in the military. Unless there's been a coup while I haven't been looking (and god knows, there might well HAVE been at the rate we're going), he's not "our" commander in chief. He's our damn employee, and a piss-poor one at that.

"John Wayne", my ass. More like Pauly Shore.