Interplanetary terrorism

Suspected meteorite causes sickness

LIMA, Peru (AP) -- Officials are investigating unconfirmed reports that a meteorite crashed in southern Peru over the weekend and caused dozens of people to become sick.

Local media have reported eyewitness accounts of a fiery ball falling from the sky and smashing into the desolate Andean plain near the Bolivian border Saturday morning. Officials have said it was a meteorite.

OH NOES ITS TEH ANDROMEDA STRAIN!!!11!

I guess we now need to go to Mars after all... to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here!