Let me guess -

When Sen. Craig announces his resignation today, it will feature something along the lines of "I could no longer do my job with the attention the media drew to me" or some such. It's not his fault he was arrested, after all - it was the media's fault for drawing attention to it.

UPDATE: Called it, pretty much:

“I am not gay. I never have been gay,” Craig said defiantly after a news conference Tuesday. He said he had kept the incident from aides, friends and family and pleaded guilty “in hopes of making it go away.”

He said Saturday he will pursue legal options to clear his name, but added that the effort “would be an unwanted and unfair distraction from my job and for my Senate colleagues.

“The people of Idaho deserve a senator who can devote 100 percent of his time and effort to the critical issues of our state and of our nation,” Craig said. “I have little control over what people choose to believe. But clearly my name is important to me, and my family is so very important also.”

Here's a guy who's elevated TEH GHEY into, in his own mind, being the worst, worst possible thing a human being could possibly be. And he knows he isn't the worst human being, ergo he can't POSSIBLY be TEH GHEY Q.E.D.

But, you know, people are always "overeacting" and pleading guilty to things they didn't do. Yup.