Cheap jokes at the expense of high technology

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STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Penn State University has reported a minor leak of "slightly radioactive water" at its Breazeale nuclear reactor.

The leak occurred in the pool in which the reactor sits, but the water posed no health risk to workers, the community or the environment, the university said Thursday.

Ahem, yes. As long as you wear your little yellow boots, you'll be perfectly safe.

And imagine the exciting new fauna you'll encounter at Spring Creek Park!