A friendly warning
As a special service here at The Debraining Machine, I'd like to leave an alert to the Extropian-types who're going to come back to life after being cryogenically preserved for thousands of years (and since you'll have access to the totality of human knowledge, this post will be included).
You won't be alone, dudes:
Paris Hilton wants to be frozen with her beloved pets when she dies.
The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute.
She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.
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Paris - who is planning a visit to Rwanda - said, "Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties - it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."
That you would, m'dear, that you would.
"Uh, sorry, there, Pam, but I see new horizons beckoning... heh!"
(image courtesy Sadly, No!)