Perhaps she's just not into... NO, I'm NOT going to say it...
The EEVIL cold-hearted ice queen Hillary Clinton is just so EEEEVIL and calculating she won't even care for an adorable lil' ex-Presidential kitty cat:
AS THE “first pet” of the Clinton era, Socks, the White House cat, allowed “chilly” Hillary Clinton to show a caring, maternal side as well as bringing joy to her daughter Chelsea. So where is Socks today?
Once the presidency was over, there was no room for Socks any more. After years of loyal service at the White House, the black and white cat was dumped on Betty Currie, Bill Clinton’s personal secretary, who also had an embarrassing clean-up role in the saga of his relationship with the intern Monica Lewinsky.
Some believe the abandoned pet could now come between Hillary Clinton and her ambition to return to the White House as America’s first woman president.
Clinton’s treatment of Socks cuts to the heart of the questions about her candidacy. Is she too cold and calculating to win the presidency? Or does it signify political invincibility by showing she is willing to deploy every weapon to get what she wants?
Hillary Clinton: Threat, Or Menace?
Or, I dunno, maybe her condo had a "no pets" clause?
“In the annals of human evil, off-loading a pet is nowhere near the top of the list,” writes Caitlin Flanagan in the current issue of The Atlantic magazine. “But neither is it dead last, and it is especially galling when said pet has been deployed for years as an all-purpose character reference.”
You know, it just fookin' boggles my mind that this passes for educated discourse in the American Presidential race. What does having to give a cat away have to do with being President? She gave up the cat so - what? She'll hand over Florida to Castro? She'll allow China to annex the West Coast? She'll have anyone who criticizes her taken away and shot? What?
And we have another whole year of this to go. Whee!