Roll-out the barrel!

We're gonna have a barrel of fun!

SHANNON, Ireland — Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Thursday accused Iran of "lying" about the aim of its nuclear program, saying there's no doubt Tehran wants the capability to produce nuclear weapons and has deceived the U.N.'s atomic watchdog about its intentions.

"There is an Iranian history of obfuscation and, indeed, lying to the IAEA," she said, referring to the International Atomic Energy Agency.

Oh, yeah, that sounds NOTHING like what they told us last time:

President George W Bush had a "solid" basis for showing that Saddam Hussein is lying when he insists Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction, the White House said yesterday.

The comment came as Saddam made the latest move in his chess game with America and Britain when he declared that United Nations weapons inspectors would be given a "proper chance" to go about their work in Iraq.

See, this time we don't even have to bother with the silly multinationalist UN or the IAEA or any of that garbage - because we know already that Iran's been playing them for fools! No "inspectors" this time - we can just move right on to the good stuff!

And remember how helpful and truthful Condi was last time, too.