OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY, again

FAUX News.com ("Would you like to super-size that stupid for only a dollar more?") has had, as their lead headline story since yesterday afternoon, this:

Fired University of Colorado Professor Ward Churchill Keeps Teaching on Campus

Former University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill no longer is a member of the faculty but he is holding classes on campus after his dismissal following a controversial Sept. 11 essay comparing victims to a Nazi leader.

The classes, covering topics including colonialism, genocide and racism, are organized by the students who then invite Churchill to speak.

"We feel Ward has a right to say what he wants to say," Aaron Smith, a political science and ethnic studies senior, told FOXNews.com.

ZOMG!!11 Teh EVIL WARD CHURCHILL continues to corrupt minds on campus! And with the consent of poor brainwashed students!

"He pushes us to think critically about issues that are left outside of the main chronicles of history," Smith said. "He tries to have us not only look from the perspective of the dominant, but from the perspective of the oppressed."

Thinking critically? Looking at the perspective of the oppressed? Goddamnit, don't these young minds full of mush realize that the only purpose of ANY education, even college, is preparation for the disciplined and conservative world of business? Universities are there to PRESERVE privilege, not challenge it!

*snif* Hopefully that servant of tolerance and free speech David "Islamofasicsm Week" Horowitz will arrive soon to save these kids from the horrible fate that awaits them at the hands of this monster!

And thank god FAUX is staying on top of this IMPORTANT story and ignoring the irrelevant trivia, like, oh, say, the fact that the White House is press-ganging diplomats to "serve" in Iraq that could distract them from this virtuous crusade.