Then again -

- this is probably what I'd get instead of "Best of Jenna Jameson":

A little girl who thought she was getting an iPod for Christmas ended up getting a rude surprise — the iPod had been replaced with a bizarre note.

The note reads in part "Reclaim your mind from the media shackles."

And where did this purchase come from?

Jay Ellis, the girls father, returned the iPod to the Wal-Mart store where he purchased it. The store manger told him that another customer returned an iPod with a similar issue.

What's the deal with Wal-Mart (or as I like to call it, "The Bad Place") these days? Are they just lucky? Did I miss Weird Customer Appreciation Week or something? (Though given personal experience I'd say that they have that 52 times a year, actually.)