Subhuman bloodless leaders fed on lies and fear And TV anchor news teams trim all we see and hear
Thank you ever so much, CNN.com, for informing us on the stories that really matter in this turbulent, troubled world of ours:
Potty school really gets 'em going
Head, meet desk.
posted by Pere Ubu @ 9:22 AM
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I don't know what's going on in the world these days. It seems that everybody's just got everything turned around. People don't seem to care about their fellow man. They're all going for that big ice-cream cone in the sky! They haven't figured out what happens when your eyes get bigger then your belly. Like an ostrich who eats his pizza with his head stuck in the sand. If they can't see it, it isn't there. And you know, it really *does* take a worried man!
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But ... but .... but .... it's the best political team in television! The best NEWS team on TeeVee!!
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