Oh. Ahem.

You want to know why I don't post? You want to know why I don't freaking POST?!

CNN.com featured video:

Rat rides on a cat riding on a dog

FAUX news.com:

Petraeus Calls Syria's Nuke Program 'Troubling'

and in real news? The WaPo gives colum space to someone who rants about not only how very, very gay Edwards and Obama look but about Obama's lack of respect for Volk und Blut.

So, yeah, thank you America, I'll be hiding over here reading comics for the next few months. 'Cause at least they frickin' MAKE SENSE, even when they don't.

Ptui.