Allege-o-rama

Once again FAUX News ("Eat all the stupid you want - we'll make more!") takes time out from crime, sex and celebrities to reveal the TRUTH, the TRUTH I tells ya, about the nefarious Muslim plot to... um... advertise in the NYC subway system:

NEW YORK — A Muslim group, in collaboration with a Brooklyn imam once investigated as a possible co-conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, paid $48,000 to run Islamic advertisements on the city's subway cars this September.

Of course, as usual, things aren't quite as cut-and-dried as all that, once you get further into the story:

Wahhaj was once listed by prosecutor Andy McCarthy as an unindicted person who may have been an alleged co-conspirator in the deadly 1993 terror bombing of the World Trade Center.

Ah. "may have been". "alleged". Well, that PROVES it. I mean, he's all Muslimy and stuff!

After all, he's a "radical":

"In time, this so-called democracy will crumble, and there will be nothing, and the only thing that will remain will be Islam," Wahhaj was quoted as saying in one of his sermons.

Of course, that isn't really anything dissimilar to what the Christian Right has been aiming for, but go figure. I mean, he's got funny clothes and a funny non-European name. TERRORIST Q.E.D.!