Apres moi, le something-or-other

So the bailout failed-out. Well.

And it's all because there was a girl in Congress's secret Boys-Only supersonic atomic clubhouse, and she said bad things about the Republicans and they were too busy clutching their pearls to vote "aye". Yep.

Now comes the fun (?) part. For the last week or so we've been hearing dire threats of major collapse unless this passed. Banks failing, credit unavailable, businesses closing, new Great Depression, heroin cut with Clorox, new films from Pauly Shore, the dead rising from their graves, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

It's going to be an interesting week, to say the least.