New Caribou Barbie
Cripes, I was joking about the "11 pre-recorded sayings", but evidently that's what we're going to get, pretty much:
According to Nicole Wallace of the McCain campaign, the American people don't care whether Sarah Palin can answer specific questions about foreign and domestic policy. According to Wallace -- in an appearance I did with her this morning on Joe Scarborough's show -- the American people will learn all they need to know (and all they deserve to know) from Palin's scripted speeches and choreographed appearances on the campaign trail and in campaign ads.
My god, what are they going to do about the VP debates? Feed her the responses like Bush had done in 2004, maybe?