Dear rest of the country: What the hell did we ever do to... um, well, yeah, there was that lil' kerfluffle back in 1860, but jeezus is that justification for doing this to us?
U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, businessman Herman Cain of Atlanta, U.S. Rep. Ron Paul of Texas and Texas Gov. Rick Perry will appear at U.S. Jim DeMint’s Labor Day forum in Columbia for GOP presidential candidates.
Also invited were U.S. House Newt Gingrich, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. They have until 5 p.m. Wednesday to accept.
Wow. I just... wow. It's going to be like a goddamn black hole of stupid here week-after-next, an intellectual singularity which the light of reason will be unable to escape, a bottomless cup of "duh", a boundless anti-intellectual festival...
In short, HELP ME!
BTW, could this be where Falin' Palin will declare her candidacy? Why, yes, electing the first woman as Preznit (or President, even) would be SO worth having a Dominionist Teabagger loon in the Oval Office, I don't think.